jordanholcombe

meeting 11 people,doing 16 things, going 0 places
 

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Why I want to meet Tom Hanks

i think everyone else should have to explain why they dont want to meet tom hanks.

Why I admire Flying Spaghetti Monster

Monster, just your power and your grace… Monster, i just. i just. we are sooo blessed by your emanating glory and power. i just, i just, soooo blessed. power glory power love love just i just grace power grace. and please help poor people and give me an ipod nano. Ramen.

Why I admire Brad Pitt

because he’s a badass. its that simple.

Why I want to meet Jesus

i just want to know. i want to know these questions:

did he even exist?
was he God?
do Gnostic claims hold any truth?
was he perfect?
what did he look/talk like?
what were his earthy talents?
what were his physical imperfections?
what was it like to decend into unspeakable pain?

what was it like to look him in the eye?

Why I want to meet Steve Carell

steve carell is funny. thats a given, but he’s also so normal… just like a guy that you would meet anywhere. i love how down to earth he seems. it may all be an act, and if it is, I am amused.

A story about Stephen Sondheim

once i listened to his genius music, and i was emotionally changed. stephen sondheim + mandy patinkin = whirlwind of emotion.


The world wants to meet…

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